User:Jyooyj

Nijeet (Tee Jin) is an alien who dropped from the sky in the year 1990. A pair of anonymous couple identified him as 'the weird looking thing' that has a 'fevil (fevil to mean freaking evil) smile'. Till present, he is famous for his uniquely weird characteristics, for instance he plays chess with his imaginary friend under his bed when he's happy, he unashamedly claims himself to be good looking, and he has a virtual fan club (imaginary) that has registered 30 million members so far, from both earth and outer space.

He has some of the best buddies on earth ever, namely Jyo Lyn, Xiaoshan, Kok Keong, Aik Jun, Yin Wei, Jie Min, Jit Choon, Tze Liang, and Wui Yarn. They never got tired of his weird personalities.

Last year, he fooled his friends into believing that his car has voice recognition system. They were so mad that they refused to believe him every year on that same day. Hence the day April's fool. Happy 2nd Anniversary!

It was believed that last year also, his slippers got cursed by the Mighty God of Unpleasant Odor. As a result, his floor mates were affected gravely by the great tragedy, causing the average calculus midterm to curve down to a C.

He is now residing in a suburban school, identified as "There". So when we refer his location, we say he's There.

Nijeet also has a weird obsession with mirrors. The reason is still unidentified.

His favorite word is "bahahaha", which must mean something in outer space language. The translation is unavailable, just like him.

Nijeet (talk) 04:54, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Love life
Nijeet is known to be very secretive with his love life. Rumor has it that he is in love with a certain girl called X. They always tag each other's picture on Facebook, an obvious way of showing their subtle affection.

His brain
Nijeet has a special brain. It is believed that his brain is genetically engineered by aliens on Nijeetismland. His brain has the capacity to solve any problem in the known universe in under 30 seconds. Some say this has something to do with the way he sleeps, by covering his face with a battery charged pillow to charge his brains, and maybe for facial maintenance purposes. Or maybe he just doesn't want to scare his roommate in case the latter wakes up at night and gets terchekkia by Nijeet's face. Or in the highly unlikely case, his almost non-existent conscience reminds him to at least cover his face when he sleeps since he has scared enough people in the morning.

His bed in INTI
Nijeet's ex-roommate claimed to feel an aura of forces that cause his nose to bleed every time he walked past Nijeet's bed. Proof can be seen from the blood stains right beside Nijeet's bed. Constant supply of blood near the bed is needed to nourish and charge the bed.

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