User:Jzhang/Ed, Edd 'n Eddy Quotes

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Ed: "Can I think?" Edd and Eddy: "NO!"

Ed: "Pickle?"

Eddy: "Haa Haa Haa Haa HAAAHAAA!" Ed: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! WHOOPS!"

Ed: "I gotta stop her, guys!"

Ed: "Okay, my turn to spin!" (Sound effects) Donkey braying, followed by "Achigga chigga chigga jigga! Achigga chigga chigga jigga!" Ed: "Eddy? Truth or Dare!" Eddy: "Okay, 'dare,' Ed." Ed: "Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and spelunk like a zombie while whistling 'Row, row, row your boat' through a car wash! (Music dies.)

Ed: "Napkin please!"

Ed: "Slide on the soap!" (multiple times)

Ed: "I am CAN OPENER MAN!!" Eddy: "What the...?" Edd: "Please, Ed, calm down." Ed: "No, no, wait!" Eddy: "Gimme the stupid can opener, Ed!" Ed: "I AM TISSUE HEAD!!!" Edd: "We've lost him, Eddy."

=I WILL BLOW YOUR NOSE!= Edd and Eddy: "Ed, stop!" Ed: "No, no, wait! I AM BED BUDDY!!!" =SLEEP ON ME!!!= Edd and Eddy: "Ed!"

Ed (as Eddy): "I will help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy Boy!"

Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Wake up, monobrow!"

Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Yeah right lumpy! Parched as a fish, HAHAHA!"

Ed (as Eddy): "I've caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy! HAHAHAHA!"

Ed: "AAAAAAH...Hiya, guys!" Sarah: "MOM SAID, NO PARTIES UNLESS I'M INVITED!!!"

Edd: "Ed, where did you exhume this from?" Ed: "Brick a brack from under my bed, Double-D." (silence) Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?" Ed: "Yup!"

Ed (reading from Edd's Q-Cards): "Sit down and say, 'Hello, Jonny!'"

Ed: "Oh yeah, who wants a jumbo candy cane?" Kevin: "It's July, bonehead!" Ed: "And a partridge in a pear?" (SFX) Pwoingg! CRASH! Eddy: "What can I tell ya?"

Ed: "Whack me!" (4 times) Eddy: "Hold still, lumpy, so I can hit ya!"

Ed (&#8734;tively): "Pink belly!" =SLAP!=

Ed: "Oh, I got an inkling!" (music) Boing! Ba-ba-boing! (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds) (the Eds appear inside a fake Jonny's head.) Kevin: "Hey, Jonny!" All of the Eds: "WHOA!!" *CRASH!* Kevin: "What a freak." (SFX) Laughter.

The following quotes are the closing dialogue from an episode that has to do with female company. Ed (without pants): "Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing!" Eddy: "What's up with YOU?" Edd: "Ed's trouserless state seems to have spurred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain." Eddy: "Ed? Is that you?" Ed: "Hug me!" Eddy: "Well, that didn't last long." Ed: "HUG!!!" Eddy: "ED!" (SFX) Puppy dog sounds. Ed: "Double-D, my friend!" Edd: "Please, Ed. ED, NO! WAIT!! EDDY!!!" Ed: (hysterically laughs in a good way) "Hug guys!" Edd: "Ed, you're in your underwear!" Ed: "Okay, I feel light now." (SFX) Puppy dog sound.

Ed: "Oh no! Spot is lost! Say it ain't so, Eddy!"

Ed: "Here Spot! Come on, boy!" (whistling)

Ed: "Spot's by the creek, Eddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Ed: "Hello Ed!"

Ed: "Oink, oink, oink!" (silence) "Oink, oink, oink!" (Ed sticks out his tongue.) (SFX) Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! Ed: "Ha ha haa! I am a LIZARD!! Oink, oink, oink!"

Ed: "Ha ha haa! Look at me! Giddyap, Utetthorn!"

The following quotes are the closing dialogue for "Hot Buttered Ed". Ed: "I am a lizard! I've changed colors! I have become...CHAMELEON MAN!!! AAAH! Oink!" Edd: "Stay back...YOWCHH!" Ed: "Oink." Edd: "YOWCH! Eddy, make him stop!" Eddy: "Cut it out." Ed: "Oink!" Eddy: "OW!" Ed: "You can be my sidekick, FROG MOUTH KID!!! And Double-D is our butler!! Um... DOUBLE-D!! Oink!" Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!" Ed: "Oink." Edd and Eddy: "Ouch!" Ed: "Oink!" Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!" Ed: "Ha ha ha haa!! Oink, oink." Eddy: "GRRRR!" Ed: "Oink, oink."

All of the Eds (singing): "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!"

Edd and Eddy (singing): "Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jimmy to our day!" (Ed falls from the top of Kevin's house.) Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (SFX) CRASH!!! (Edd and Eddy laugh, as does Nazz.) Eddy (still singing): "We made you laugh so give up your cash, the cheer will come your way!" (SFX) Ding Ding Ding Ding! Eddy: "Bingo!"

Ed: "GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT...can openers! My mom LOVES can openers! Hahaha!" (SFX) CRASH! (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds) Ed: "Are moms girls?"

Ed: "I found my sensitive side 'cause it has a rash!" Eddy: "OHHHH!" Edd: "Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed."

Ed: "Sarah likes to watch me eat yoghurt from my belly button!" (SFX) Ed: "Haha! Hahahaha! He!"

Jimmy: "Jumping jackrabbits! Look at those stubborn grass stains! Better use some club soda on those clothes, it's the only way to get them clean."

Jimmy (SFX): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jimmy: "Yuck! You smell like cheap shampoo. I'm tearing!"

Eddy: "It's the pants!" (silence) Edd: "Pants, Eddy?" Eddy: "chicks dig pants. Nazz wears pants, Sarah wears pants..." Edd: "You wear pants!" Eddy: "I wear pants!" (Edd laughs.) Edd: "Pay attention, Eddy. Soft, clean and fresh it is!" Eddy: "I hate it when he does that." Ed (SFX):

=QUACK!!=

Ed: "BUG!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (SFX) (whistling) Jimmy: "Oh no...AAAH!!" (Nazz laughs continuously.) Eddy: "Don't think she went for it." Sarah: "GRRRRRRRRRRR! ED!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!! I'M TELLING A..."

Ed: "BURP! Gravy!"

Ed: "MONSTER! I want to be a MONSTER!!!" (SFX) CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! Ed: "Look at me!" (SFX) (horse neighing) Ed: "I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! REERAWR! I am just a monster in a boy's body."

Ed: "Flaky! Hahahahaa! Hohoho!" Kevin: "Get off the roof ya...!"

All of the Eds (singing): "We wish you a merry Christmas, we..." Ed (still singing): "...wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!" Wilfred: "Oink." (SFX) Ka-CHING!! Rolf: "No cash, a fine strip of bacon, yes!"

Ed: "I think I hit a pipe!"

Eddy: "Fire, Double-D!" Ed: "Did I go?" Edd: "Don't look at me. I already live with enough guilt." (Eddy pants extremely hard winding up the mechanism.) Eddy: "Pop Goes the Weasel!"

Ed: "Shush!! My yeast is rising!"

Eddy: "You're natural, Ed. You should've been born a monster." (SFX) Extreme gasping by Ed, imitating monster sounds. Eddy: "Man, what's he doing? Making a mirror?" Ed: =AHAHAHAHAA!= Eddy: "What's with you?" Ed: "I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" (SFX) A woman screams: Bolian! Regarn!, CRASH!

Ed: =MEATBALL!= Jimmy: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN!!!"

Ed: "Fools! As it is my turn to ride the buttball, look up my nose and see your future!"

(SFX) (Car engine starting sounds.) Edd and Eddy: [Gasp!] Ed: "Can I build a birdhouse with this stuff?" Edd: "Ed, where did you avisserate that heat radiator from?" Ed: "There!" Edd: "Oh dear! Quick, do something! SHUT IT OFF!!" Ed (while Eddy is dragging a heavy radiator): "Boy, it is hot in here. Are you hot, Eddy? Sweat is trickling down my neck!" Eddy: "WHOA!" [Crash!]

Ed: "Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt! Hold the onions!" Edd: "OK! FINE! I'M A CHICKEN!" Eddy: "Um, Ed?"

=CRASH!= (Music) Edd: "Eddy? Can you hear me, Eddy? GURNNNN! ED! What in heaven's name were you thinking!?" Ed: "Absolutely nothing, Double-D."

(Ed laughs to the right while in a giant hamster wheel) Edd: "This is so embarrassing!" (Ed continues to laugh): AHHAHAHAHAHHA! AHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOF! (Squeaking) (Pop!) HMMMMMMM!

Ed (as Eddy): "Let's sell the squash for cash! Gasp! CHICKEN! Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! (Silence) This stupid bird stole my quarter, flew away with it, stupid."

Ed: "I smell waffles, guys!" Eddy: "SHUT UP, ED!!" Ed: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Eddy: "Looks like you've got competition, Ed." Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!" (Ed Gasps) Ed rewinds Edd: " !SAMTSIRHC yreve ekac eht edarap ew, sedaced rof " Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!" Ed rewinds Edd: " !SAMTSIRHC yreve " Edd: "every CHRISTMAS!" Ed: ="CHRISTMAS, EDDY!= I want that flying saucer, pen and pencil set, 4 egg rolls, a subscription to "Chunky puff quarterly", A box of band aids, A big bolt, and... um..."

Ed: "That's 'cause Santa knows you are a naughty little boy, Eddy!"

Ed: "AT MY HOUSE!"

Ed: "The patient has suffered a Penelope to his headest, sorest area, as well as a major gush from the..." (SFX) (record scratch) (Music) (Boing boing boing!) Ed: "His Goliath... upper... tube-veiny thing!"

Ed: "Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy and his drilling groundchuck. GASP! Agua! Awwwg! Agwa! Agwa!"

Ed: "I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM!" Ed (SFX): "Obalope! AAAAAAAH!" ... Ed:

='I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'= Eddy: =EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!=

Ed: "I think it's broken, guys."

Ed: "DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!!!" Ed (SFX): "Ahaha!" Ed: "Santa is making his list and checking it twice." Eddy (SFX): "HOAAHOOH EHHOOH!"

Ed: "Oh, I make a game out of mine, Eddy, 'cause I'm productive! YOU CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS!! See? It's a boat."

Eddy: "AAAAAAAH!" Ed (SFX): "Aweeweeweeweeweesht!"

(Chicken SFX): "Bokbokbokbokbok!" Edd: "ED!!!" Ed: "Eh? I LOVE CHICKENS, DOUBLE-D!" (Eddy laughs.) Edd: "Yes, we know, Ed."

Ed: =RIGHT OVER ON THE X, DOUBLE-D!!!= Ed (SFX): "Hahahahahaha!"

Ed: "Now, paint this like an Aztec temple!" =CRASH!= Ed: "My scam!" (4x)

Ed: "Uhh...A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G! Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?"

Ed (SFX): "BOING!" Ed: "LUNCH BREAK!!!" (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)

Ed (from left to right): "Alley-OOP!" (SFX) "CRASH!" Edd (also from left to right): "Gracious!" (SFX) "CRASH!" Eddy: (final left to right): "GERONIMO!" (SFX) "CRASH!" followed by goat sounds Eddy: =BEHOLD THE GATES OF FREEDOM!!!!= "After me..."

Ed: "Yup! Did you get him, Eddy?!"

Ed: "I claim this planet in the name of Ed, Bringer of Bacon!!"

Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double-D."

Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear, guys."

Ed: "HE'S LIKE A BAD ITCH, EDDY!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GET HIM OFF! HE IS ANNOYING MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Ed: "I DID A FOUR SPLASHER, A NEW SPLISH-SPLASH RECORD!"

Ed: "Like Walnuts?"

Ed: "The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double-D" (SFX): Sunscreen being poured out Edd: "Was that Jonny's sunscreen?"

Ed (Dressed in an octopus suit): "HAHAHAHAHA! I am a  Ed apus! 'cause I'm Ed!"

Ed: "I am Edapus 'cause I am a..."

Ed: "Well, That's a keeper!" Edd and Eddy: "NO, ED!" Ed: "Uhnugh! WHOA!" Edd and Eddy: "WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!" All: "UMPH!" (SFX): Cat cries Ed: "Who brought the tartar sauce?"

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Ed: "I think Sarah likes you, Eddy!"

Ed: "Allow me, Double-D! Ed's going fishing!" (SFX): Turkey Sound (SFX): Various Noises: 'CHOMPRERPREEEESHT! CRASH! EEEEEW! CRASH!' Edd: "Um, Ed." (SFX): Various Noises: 'CHUMP! CRASH! VEVEFVEVEVEVEVEVET! CRASH!' Ed: "Here we go! It's a WHOPPER DOUBLE-D!"

Eddy: "Hmm... gee, Ed. Is it a..." (SFX): Goat sound Eddy: "HAND?"

Eddy: "DOUBLE-D! LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Edd faints)

Ed: Plural Pronouns! (SFX): Clownish bike horn (SFX): A spring breaking Edd: "Oh Dear!" Ed: "Giddyup!" Eddy: "WHOA!"

Jimmy (Floating on the flooded cul-de-sac): "My tummy's cramping, I'm so hungry, I even ate processed cheese!"