User:Jzhang/The Lion King 1½ Quotes

Warning: Spoilers follow (if you didn't watch the videos below)

This is an excert from the movie section "Gotta Go"

(Timon And Pumbaa are sleeping, The original version of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" plays)

Simba: Timon, Timon! TIMON!

(Timon grunts)

Simba: I Gotta Go!

Timon(Voice very faint): Go? Go where?

Simba: You know, Go! Bath!

Timon: Oh, you mean go! Then why didn't you say so! Come on, let's go!

(On the log bridge)

Listen, kid, you gotta go, you gotta go!

(On a very high tree, "Jungle Boogie" plays)

Yo, Lion! Get down from there!

Simba: Yahoo! All right! Hey, you guys look like ants down there!

Timon: I'm counting to 3!

(Simba jumps onto a weak branch, it breaks)

Pumbaa: Uh oh!

(Simba continues to fall)

Timon: 1!2!

(Pumbaa Jumps onto Timon making a pillow for Simba to land on)

Timon (Gasping for air):3eeeeee.

("The Lion Sleeps Tonight" starts again)

Simba: Timon?

Timon: Wha? Again!?

Simba: No, I'm Thirsty.

(Back on the log bridge)

Timon (Matter of factish): You know, kid, this means you'll be up again about 2 hours from now!

(location: A river leading to an 500 ft Waterfall! "Jungle Boogie" Plays)

(Simba swims peacefully)

(A floating camera captures Timon swimming vigurously)

Timon: Hang on, Simba, I'll Save ya!

(Simba goes off the waterfall, Pumbaa catches him.)

Timon (Falling): YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

("The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Play Yet Again)

Simba: Timon?

(Simba frowns)

(Back to the log bridge)

Timon (Extremely Tired): You know, I'm gonna get old walking over this thing.

(Simba Pounces Timon in the Air, "Jungle Boogie" plays for a final time.)

Timon (Being Pounced): YYAAAAAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYAAAY

("The Lion Sleeps Tonight" plays for a final time)

Simba: Timon?

(Music stops)

(Timon grabs his ears in stress!)

Timon (Angry with red eyes): WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST THE CONCEPT OF A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, HUH?!

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Here are some more quotations! (Courtesy of Cclarke!)

Timon: (about Simba) "He's gone? Whaddaya MEAN he's gone?!"

Nala: "It's just like the baboon said. The king has returned."

(whistling)

Nala: (sighs) "You guys want me to go over it again?"

Timon: "Yes please, but be a dear and skip to the part about Simba. Not that your life was a little fascinating!"

Nala: "OK. Look, Simba's the rightful king, but after he disappeared, Scar proclaimed himself the king and formed an alliance with the hyenas..."

Pumbaa (thinking): "Poor Simba. The treachery, the villainy, the SURE INDESCRIBABLE HORROR!!"

Timon (thinking): "Blah blah blah! WHY IS SHE TOYING WITH US? AAH! THIS CRAZY CHICK IS GONNA EAT US!"

Nala (Continuing to explain) ...So Simba has to go back to challenge his uncle and reclaim his place as king!

(silence for 4.5 seconds)

Nala: "Ohh...don't you get it?! Simba NEEDS us! NOW!!!"

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(Timon causes a cave-in while digging a hole.)

Uncle Max: That would be...TIMON!!!!!!!!!!!

Timon: Ah he he he... Hey everybody!

Meerkat #1: Ha ha! Nice work, Timon.

Meerkat #2: Way to go, tunnel-klutz!

Meerkat #3: Who else could break a hole?!

Meerkat #4: [muffled] MMMMM...

Meerkat #5: Four in one week? A new record!

Ma: Not again...

Ma: Something's different about Timon.

Uncle Max: You think? =HE'S WEARING A DRESS!!!=

More quotes are coming soon! ---