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PATRICK SMITH a.k.a Paddy or Patty He lives in an area in England called Stockton-on-Tees, he is not a wealthy man however he is well known for being wise. Some of his most famous quotes include "Oranges" and "awww Bless!" He attended a catholic comprehensive school in Thornaby-On-Tees where he lived for around 15 years. Their are many tales of this mans' so called "drunken adventures" which he is planning to write a book about very soon. He enjoys socialising with himself and watching many T.V series' back to back. He has a rather large family including his brother, sister, mother and 4 nephews. His favourite day is a wednesday as this is the day he "signs on" at Jobcentre plus Stockton-On-Tees

He has recently sealed a 4 can a day deal with sky sports news where he will be co-presenting with Jeff Stelling and Phil Thompson. He got the job due to his great recycling skills in which he showed a great talent making binja rolleys when he had no cigarettes left, This skill impressed the best at SKY and he will be working with them in the near future THE DRUNKEN TALES

Patrick Victor Smith to be given his full name has many stories to tell as he has been to many a party over the years unfortunately he cannot remember most of them. You will have to meet the man to witness how wise he is.

At the end of every night Patrick goes into his fridge and withdraws the "KNOCKOUT CAN!!!!!" He LOVES IT.