User:KFryeTheScienceGuy

ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy is a person that lives in a place and does things. They are real, they are not fake. Their dreams and aspirations are unknown, and forever hidden from the world. For, what is a "ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy?" Is it a person, or an idea? Some call ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy a terrorist. He prefers to think of himself as a visionary. A seer. An Oracle. The Donald Trump of our generation. ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy is a force to be reckoned with. One that is infallible and unpredictable. This is his story.

ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy was born in a place that was while not being. A place that was both somewhere and nowhere, something and nothing. A place not different from the epicenter of an earthquake, and akin to the center of a star. Not any normal star, the best star. From the best place. A star from a place that is so good that everyone that has ever seen or thought about it has died, but - do not fear, you will not die. You will live another day, to carry on reading the epic of ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy.

Moving on, ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy was born to people who were probably people at one point but likely were never people in the first place. If you knew it you would know. Only the realest ones know. They were sand people from the planet Tatooine. Not really, but for the sake of this story lets just pretend that they are. ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy was spontaneously birthed to eight sand people after they combined all of the dragon balls. The red glass balls shattered into a million pieces as ItsYaBoyThatGuyOneGuy's soul came into existence. In a flash of smoke an light they appeared, bringing new light into the world.