User:KJS77/Interesting Pages

After I returned from my long absence, I discovered to my dismay that WP:BJAODN had stopped. Well, I need someplace to put all of the interesting pages/edits I've found for later laughs, so here it is. None of these are edited at all.

Medieval castles
they stink tike shit

General Fucko Slappo
General Fucko Slappo is the general of tickle. He spanks your ass off! But, instead of hurting, it tickles, and makes you go completely insane. There was once an old folk tale that tells that someone actually fainted from the tickle. Beware of the general!

Tickle Major Lucy
Tickle Major Lucy is [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Fucko_Slappo]General Fucko Slappo's[/url] right hand man. He has a major in the art of tickle. His weapon of choice is the 'Magical Feather Duster of Wicked Tickle'. If he gets your anus with it, prepare for massive tickle! Avoid him at all costs!

Warp Five
Warp Five is going fast. Seriously fucking fast.

Come, Now Is The Time To Worship
Come, Now Is The Time To Worship is a Christian hymn. It's about telling people that the present is the time to worship. Also note that it tells people that is time to worship, as the name is, "Come, Now Is the Time to Worship." Additionally, it tells people that it is time to worship. This song-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Cartoon Network Icon
Cartoon Network Icons The Cartoon Network Icons Now are: White faceless cherecthers. These white charethers seen to absorb any color or cherether, keeping the same face and body parts. It can absorb a color {and the C.N. Logo can to}or a charether like Chowder, FlapJack, or Ben Tenesson. Yet when the snezze of fall in water, the color can fall of in the water of fly of when they sneeze.

Windmill Party Of Canada
The Windmill Party Of Canada is a Canadian political party, though it is not yet officially recognized as such. Their main focus is the need for alternate forms of energy. However, the Windmill Party Of Canada hates solar energy, hydro energy, and every other type of energy, except wind energy. Thus, their main campaign policy is to kick everyone out of Saskatchewan and cover the whole province with windmills. It states in their manifesto that "If we covered Saskatchewan with windmills, allowing half a kilometre for every windmill, we would have 70 times our required energy as a nation". The current leader of the Windmill Party Of Canada is Ethan Vilu. Ethan Vilu is also trying to accomplish making the earth greener and healthier. If elected, he will first of all kill his competition of the coming elections, making him the only option for Prime Minister.

Policies

The Windmill Party Of Canada has promised to: - Kick everyone out of Saskatchewan and cover the province with Windmills - Make wind energy the only source of energy for Canada. - Ban heterosexual marriage because it's been going on for too long. - Give free guns to everybody. - Make Twillingate, Newfoundland the capital of Canada. - Grow grass on the roof of the parliment building, and put goats on it.

External Links

The Windmill Party Of Canada official website: [1] This article about a Canadian political party is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Aleet State University
Aleet State University is a brand new university started by 3 homeless men. The dean Natan the Fish Fisher has had previous experience as a Madden NFL 2006 contestant. He prides himself on his superb video games skills.

Mummy 1770
Mummy 1770 is a mummy who was first seen without legs, a round thing, and was poorly preserved

Hot dog launcher
== HOT DOG LAUNCHER=D

Here is the story of me, Hot Dog Launcher(HDL). When I was 2 or 3 when this happened.

It was a day when history was made. So, I was eating a hot dog,broiled. I ate about half of the hot dog and then I must have decided I didn't want it anymore. I think my dad told me you better finish that hot dog. I was tired of eating that lousy hot dog, so I took it and launched the hot dog behind my T.V. And man that sucker flew! Until a week later nobody knew about the hot dog incident. My mom decided to clean the house that week. She pulled out the T.V. and found the dusty and deformed hot dog.We still laugh about it today. I told my friends and teacher(Hi) and my new nickname is Hot Dog launcher a.k.a. HDL. Haha. Well i hope you all got a good laugh. I know i did. [the hot dog launcher has left the building]

_By; Briana and Maggie.[ HDL&MaggieMuzzle]


 * nicknames made by teachers;D/

"Sa paglipas ng panahon, may mga makikilala tayo na magiging parte ng buhay natin gustuhin man natin o hindi: Gustuhin man nila o hindi: Alam man natin o hindi: Alam man nila o hindi."
a paglipas ng panahon, may mga makikilalang tayong tao na magiging parte ng buhay natin gustuhin man natin o hindi: Gustuhin man nila o hindi: Alam man natin o hindi: Alam man nila o hindi.

Si A, siya, ay naging parte ng buhay ko nang hindi ko talaga masyadong napansin. Kung aalalahanin kong mabuti, *hala*, hindi ko na maalala. hindi ko na matandaan kung pano kami nagkakilala. Maliban sa katotohanan na malamang sa iskul yun, taong dalawang libo at bandang hunyo. Maliban 'don, wala na masyadong impormasyon kung paano. (About 10,000 more characters of this.)