User:KOemxe

KOemxe:

This is a rather infamous, well-rounded nerd and geek who's known to build a few webpages, one dedicated to attempting to explain how to play an obscure game, a database of different kinds of aircraft  , and the third most annoying (and rather strange) webpage in history.

He also has appeared on NeoPets as Sentaprime, who at first started training his pets several years ago before started RPing on the NeoBoards after a year or two from his introduction to NeoPets.

He also has used an IP scrambler to disguise his IP as he posted on a Kaosu Buntai board as Dark Prophet for a matter of fun. However, he was viciously attacked by the sore losers soon after because they could not figure out exactly who he was.

This is his username with Yahoo! email addresses. He used to be obsessed with attacking the Kaosu Buntai during his freshman year, but got tired of it during his sophomore year.

His name has so far always earned excellent and superior ratings in the Federation of Music Clubs. He also has two Is at State Music Festivals (he got a II at districts during his sophomore year, a year of little luck for him). He also plays in a Youth Symphony and of course, his high school orchestra. Once at the back of the section the first time he was in a Junior Youth Symphony, he then earned the Principal position when the good people left for Youth Symphony the next year. Carnegie Hall was especially a blast for this nerd.

He tried wrestling for two years and baseball the same amount of time during his middle school years, both usually unsuccessful for him.

It is evident that, when one looks at past documents, he frequently thinks of machines- he drew several humanoid tanks in elementary school and even got some kids to sign as pilot or co-pilot for a certain amount of 'credits' (he thought of real money, but he didn't if the kids might be smart enough to know that this would have been a scam).

He now has a sonic screwdriver- well, more like a UV screwdriver capable of blinding people's eyes. His cello case is actually a TARDIS, however, and it can be argued that his bow is a mere extension of the TARDIS, much like the Doctor's sonic screwdriver. It can thus be concluded that he is, as a matter of fact, a new Time Lord. Apparently he has a laser screwdriver as well- well, more like an object that has a yellow LED that can make an annoying laser noise or a quiet aging type. Whether he is good or evil at heart, the world may never know...

Classified:

In Bradanuva’s Imaginary Worlds, he is an inter-dimensional moderator that keeps so many annoying tricks of power from mixed logic and superstitious magical powers up his sleeve. He has traveled so many worlds with so many different obscure identities before he took up his divinely appointed role in a Null Dimension of Time. This Null Dimension of Time is separate from all other dimensions, and technically does not exist as an actual dimension, thus making this dimension out of reach even for the Doctor and his TARDIS unless accessed by the moderator’s hidden R.E.D. gates (Rectangular Entry to Dimension, gates that are red, rectangular, and have crackling white bolts inside of them), which open on solid surfaces above a planted white question mark that often glows when planted or before the gate opens on top of it. His duty is to protect all other dimensions outside of his when any other entity threatens total entropy to that dimension.

He is also the CEO of an obscure mercenary corporation that also resides in the Null Dimension, and has twenty-six generals each from a total of twenty-six outposts. Each general is only referred to outside of their dimension as their alphabetical designation, such as Alpha K, etc. in order to hide their own identities from others. Also, their suits hide all possible hidden features from the views of other eyes. They also keep their own custom preferred weapon- Classified owns all of these weapons plus their powers. It might also be suspected that each of these generals have a personality that make up a part of Classified himself, although they are all different creatures from all kinds of different backgrounds.

If you ever hear the words Antix, Dermitryx, Moldau, Virvius, Thanatos, Groken, Cobra, Raven, Bergonic, or the Unknown plus other terms mentioned above, chances are Classified is related in some matter or form.

Although he is rather busy, he does have a rather omnipresent capability due to one of his generals, and it's largely suspected that he has found time to waste time playing games. After all, he seems to have appeared on DarkSpace, Solar Empire games, Tribal Wars, and some roleplaying forums under this very name and has also appeared in DarkSpace as IronMan 2000 and Darkon. He has also appeared in Runescape as Classified I, still level 27 because he got tired of Runescape before he could lose his life to worthless polygonal shapes.