User:KaElin

This Wikipedian is an American of Filipino descent, a merry widow (albeit not the venomous black species latrodectus spp pictured on the right-->), a registered Democrat, pro-choice, pro-gun control, anti-war, and anti-affirmative action. She is not as zaftig as the woman pictured on the left <-- (photo removed) and does not wish to be. However, because of her addiction to chocolates, she might end up looking like her, sans the artificially tiny waist.

This lady is not as nimble as the dancer pictured on the right -->(photo removed ) and wishes she could do the en pointe and the grand jeté. This Wikipedian does not own a corset nor a tutu.

She is a single mother of two college kids and will soon be filing for bankruptcy. Despite her mounting debts, she takes comfort on the promise that everything she owes will be forgiven upon her demise.

Update: This Wikipedian is engaged to be married! She has not learned her lesson and will tie the knot for the second time come Thanksgiving weekend, 2007. She believes her fiance is the most wonderful guy in the world and their love is genuine and will last forever.