User:Kabloble hunter/sandbox

If you have ever wondered what a Kabloble is, then maybe you may want to read this.

According to an urban legend, a Kabloble is a wondrous beast which lives in the darkest crevices of the great lakes of michigan. Also, a supersticion is that if you leave your door unlocked with a jar of peanut butter smothered on a fish hanging above your door, a Kabloble will come to visit and rummage your house. Another trick to attract a Kabloble is to go fishing at midnight.

Here is a story of a dangerous encounter with a Kabloble: One night, a 10 year old boy went fishing, and caught something. Something that he would regret domesticating. 3 days later, he left to go to a football game, and came home to his house rummaged through, his windows shattered, and his pet something gone. Later, when he investigated, he found out that the pet he caught was none other than the treacherous Kabloble. He moved away knowing his home would never be the same again. Later, when he turned 20, he returned to his home on the lakeside. He was curious to find out more about this Kabloble. He went out to the middle of the lake that he lived on, and scuba dove down to the bottom. Once down there, he discovered a golden cave. He dove down even deeper to see inside of it, and never returned to the surface.

If you have your doubts, that's fine. But if this happens to you, don't be afraid and use the voodoo charm* to keep it away.


 * The voodoo trick is to put three fish in the shape of a triangle on your front lawn. The Kabloble will only come for you if you live on a lake, so those reading this and live inland, don't be afraid.