User:Kadekaydenkaden/sandbox

Kayden G. (Middle name and full last name not disclosed) is a professional gay clarinet player who doesn't know a single thing. His IQ is second-lowest, just below "swoovy" at -22 IQ and only knows slightly more than "swoovy" due to the fact that he plays clarinet. He has committed several war crimes and has committed vehicular manslaughter on multiple occasions. Kade is wanted in every country but Antarctica. He lives with a fake name among a family who utterly despises him.

~WANTED!~ DEAD OR ALIVE 6 MILLION REWARD

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