User:KaisonIsAPie/sandbox

If I am ever accused of vandalizing I would like to make sure everyone (especially Ghandi & Obama) know that it's all Portugal's fault. Why Portugal? It's a long story but a quick summary of the summary of the summary I published in 2387 should help clear everything up. (please note that some important details were cut out due to lack of space) "One day I was eating a large amount of baby powder out of a plastic bag when I suddenly realized that my cat (named Shrek) was shooting miniature hairbrushes out of its eyes. I jumped up and whipped out my lightsaber, and in a few deft strokes The cat was lying in pieces at my feet. Happy that my plan to eat baby powder and then kill my cat was a success, I Jumped up and down in celebration and promptly died and was eaten by Godzilla." There, I hope this has cleared up everyone's questions and concerns. (for clarification I would like to add that the above excerpt has nothing to do with Portugal. but if you buy my book online I'm sure everything would be made clear) (for clarification I would also like too add that my book has yet to be published) (for clarification I would like to include a short poem about myself: I am god in the flesh, I have two femurs and a dinosaur T-rex, sometimes I get sick and throw up, one time I shot a butterfly with a bb-gun, I feel really bad about it, His name was Billy, poor Billy) (for clarification I would to like to add these awesome symbols I just noticed§§§°°°≈≈≠≠≥≥≤≤−′″§→→←←§→→) (for clarification I would like a large Mocha latte and a doughnut with sprinkles please) KaisonIsAPie (talk) 02:22, 2 May 2015 (UTC)