User:Kalapulla123

Welcome to my English user page.

I am Kalapulla, an expert on all things classical, a self-declared poet, your average David Lynch enjoyer, and a walking library of knowledge who prefers to speak the Anglo-Saxon tongue with an outrageous British accent and a gentle Swedish touch, even though he can't properly speak the latter.

I am a very busy person, and I try to use as much time as I can making Wikipedia a better place. Most of my activities happen in the Finnish-language Wikipedia.

I may spend too much time here. This is where most of the fun in my life happens.

...And I've just realized that my username probably needs some kind of an explanation for those who do not speak the Great Language of Kalevala. I think it has something to do with a certain food...

If you have any complaints, please fill out our complaint form and place it in an envelope addressed to the name of the hospital in which you were born.

For futher information, please visit my Finnish user page.

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