User:Kaldorb

An editor on Wikipedia with a little too much free time. This page is used as a tester for features and ideas.

Early Life
Born to a professional Topsy the Elephant impersonator and a Gold Star Sticker presenter in international waters. They began their career as a Wikipedia editor in 2018, at the proposal of their friend to edit an article on the school they mutually attended. Not much is known about their early life, except that they were friends of the people in a kazoorchestra (kazoo orchestra) and enjoy chocolate products.

The Beginning of the Downfall
In late 2021, during a difficult game of League of Legends, she and her fellow teammates, 2 of which are unknown, all simultaneously fell into a manic episode induced by a homogeneous mixture of Ranch and Mustard, colloquially known as Rustard.

Also known for

 * The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria
 * Single-handedly killed over 1 million people during the Great Potato Famine
 * Established Stalin as the dictator of the Soviet Union
 * Accidentally created Mustard Gas while trying to invent a aerosol mustard spread for Kraft.
 * Was the ice berg that sunk the RMS Titanic
 * Chem trail Scientist
 * Creator of Rustard