User:Kalevanomen

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i dont know how wikipedia articles work

Birth (graphic)
Was born on december 7, 2000 and declared a male at birth against his will. Was circumcised. (unfortunate? maybe)

Childhood failures
- was born - bad child, brought great sorrow to other family members - looks retarded in childhood pics (chubby) - strongly disliked by babysitters - his marriage proposal in 1st grade was rejected b/c she said that another kid Shane was much cuter - violent tendencies

additional failures
- disdained by family + friends - plagued by severe addictions - several counts of manslaughter - sometimes steals peoples' gainz

list of accomplishments
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current struggles (**GONE SEXUAL**)
- several upcoming tests in classes - the unrelenting, all-consuming passage of time - roommate abuse

additional comments moving forward
- generally bleak outlook - will likely not amount to anything