User:Kanaka maoli i puuwai/local


 * You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.


 * You know 101 ways to fix your rubber slippers...50 using tape, 50 using glue and one using a stick to poke the strap back in.


 * You drive barefoot.


 * You never, ever, under any circumstances, wear socks with slippers, or an aloha shirt that matches your wife's muumuu.


 * You say "Da Kine," and the other person says "Da kine" and you both know what is "Da kine.


 * You let others cars ahead of you on the freeway and you give shaka to anyone who lets you in.


 * The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable. (I get chicken-skin jus tinking bout dis one!)


 * The only time you honk your horn is once a year during the safety check.


 * If a child needs a home, give him one. He becomes "Hānai."


 * You know the difference between being hapa and being hāpai


 * You can correctly pronounce Kalanianaole, Kalākaua and Aiea


 * Someone says the word "UKU" and your head starts itching. eeww..