User:Kapjing

Who are fuck they…….

I know some of u might wonder, who the **** is that guy who always seems to follow you to places, on some days you can actually see him on the corner of your eye, but on bad days u just know he’s there. He/she is there when you wake up, when you brush your teeth, when you put your deodorant on, when you look in the mirror…. pose for 1.6 seconds and think “MA MAN”, when you purposely put your socks on the opposite side to get the sown part to slightly push against your big toe when you take a step, when you are waiting in line to carefully pick your favored meal of the day, when you stumble on the footpath, and walk it off, when you take the second napkin, instead of the one on top because you think that someone could have squat and shat on it by touching it first, and even there when you think a tomato is a vegetable, but a fruit. Well it seems that I have theoretically found out who they are… INTERNET GUYS. Although this may seem square and very broad, it’s the thought behind it, not what title we call them that matter. They are a global society, distributed across the whole world, doing what they do best, recording and watching the human population as they grow. Where can you find them, they are more like the “mole people”, underground but with an intrinsic difference, the want and need to note of the daily aspects of the species Homosapien sapien. Unlike the mole people, they distance themselves away from the system that we have created. They have made a fine choice of not being apart of this global world, but to step back and see, who we really are, what we look like from a non-human aspect. Ofcourse you might think, well someone must have started this? The first movement towards this way of life was considered by one of the early mole people, who successfully convinced others, their true purpose. To ensure that the viewpoint of each individual is kept free from bias of any emotional aspect, they are born without knowing cause and effect, they don’t know the very reason of their existence. But as they are still humans, within a so-called community, they have developed there own set of emotions. These emotions are not parallel to our emotions, but differ in a way, which is EXTREMELY magnified. There is no such thing as anger, but EM (extreme anger). Violence in our world is shat upon walls of the computer labs, and then after dry, its collected and used as a media of writing EV (extreme violence). On the lighter side, they also have the highest percentage of human species that exercise EXTREME FUN, which I have personally used as a tool to try for communication. They have no sense of belonging, they share wives, share kids, even double dip their neighbour’s wives. So you then might ask, how the fuk they get along, well they simply rely on trust. As the first “internet guy”, happened to be an EX-EXPERT in I.T. He through tedious work, enabled to assemble a couple hundred million supercomputers, as servers to hook-up our, TV’s, CCTV cameras, web cams, cash registers, Laptops, hand phones, electric diaries, mainframe computers, radios, fags, and other homosexual things to our Internet, “TODAYS INFORMATION CENTER”. So then the question of why you? As I explained before, they try to collect information on everyone that lives, so pretty much anything you have done, is recorded, filed, and possibly used for SAMM (simultaneous angry masturbation material).