User:Kaptain Havoc

Kaptain Havoc also know as 'Sir Kaptain Havoc' is the oldest and greatest man to ever live on this earth. He presides on his warship with Baby Havoc, his wife Hilda and his three headed doom dog. He has had many wars but has never lost which includes a furious battle with his arch nemesis Alistair Kent, creator of the evil legion of the 'Hisbookers'.

Havoc's cry of 'Tremble Before Me' has the power to not only destroy earth but destroy space and time as we know it, leaving it a barren wasteland. It is rumoured that the quakers fist 'shook' because they heard Havoc whisper the words 'tremble before me'. Recently there have been sightings of Havoc in Guildford which could spell doom for the earth as there is a prophecy that states 'when Havoc returns and eats Mcdonalds, the world will tremble and be Forgotten'. The worrying news is that Havoc reportedly had McDonalds!

Havoc's Appearance

Havoc's distinguishing feature is his massive Ginger Beard. It is said that within His beard there are hidden many turrets ready to attack. Here is an image that was taken of him recently: http://www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/gingerjockbeardandtash.jpg