User:Kaptainmyke

Mike Sorensen (born February 3, 1980[1] (http://www.broke-off.com)), better known by his nickname "KaptainMyke", is an Internet personality and owner and operator of the Broke-Off humor website. The nickname "KaptainMyke" was from an old Quake handle playing online "Capture the Flag" missions as "KaptainKillgore". Most people online from these gaming servers, and from a car forum named 2gnt.com called him "Kaptain Mike". Mike decided to keep the "Kaptain" part, and change the "i" to a "y" to confuse people. Being his obsession with the comic book super hero "Superman", it just seemed appropriate to have a super hero nickname. In September of 2002, Mike Sorensen started a website named kaptainmyke.com. Mike's sole purpose of this web space was to have a image storage area for his photoshops and comedy battles with his fellow forum peers over at 2gnt. Over the years, the site has grown and become much more than it once was. As a bold move to show his separation from 2gnt.com and it's car members, and also to try and prevent more car nuts coming over to his off-topic and photoshop world on the internet.

KaptainMyke is a man. A man with a dream. A man who sprinkles his magical pop culture dust across America and the world by providing amazing t-shirts inspired by movies and television. KaptainMyke is an insane and eccentric film fanatic at heart. KaptainMyke literally has thousands of movies that he watches religiously on a daily basis. Every night is "Grindhouse Night" at Casa Del KaptainMyke.

Believe it or not: Someone born in 1995 often doesn't know what the "flux capacitor" is. Or, more importantly, who the "Wyld Stallyns" will be. Only 3 in 50 teens knows what the "96er" is.

KaptainMyke demands justice! There should be a mandatory elective in every American high school entitled "Pop Culture 101". He should teach it, too. Of course this is impossible when one lacks a "teaching degree". Besides, the whole class would be too confused why there are three Deloreans in 1955 Hill Valley.

What is the alternate 1985 path for KaptainMyke? Why not apply this love of American film culture with the admiration he possesses for hollywood's most creative talents by selling amazing t-shirts for amazing people?