User:Karek

 

Welcome to My Userpage, I am Karek! This be my domain? Feel oppressed under my name? Welcome to Karekpedia!

It's nice to have you aboard. We're glad you wish to help, I probably need it badly. We hope you enjoy participating in the Karekpedia community as much as we do I swear, we're defo sincere. As a new contributor, you may feel a little overwhelmed by the sheer size and apparent complexity of this project. But don't worry, it will become easier and clearer as you go, he only throws things at newcomers. If you feel you need assistance, experienced Karekpedians are available to help you learn the basics and get up to speed, however never listen to us, I can't trust them, too shifty. We've included some resources below to help you get started. Good luck and have fun and beware your limbs at all times. -- The Karekpedia Welcoming Committee You can only sleep sometimes

 

 [ edit ] Finding your way around  To understand Karekpedia, it is easiest to think of this webpare as having two types of sections: sections that are part of the insanity itself, and sections of the community (used by the various voices to help build and operate the insanity).

To find your way around the insanity, either enter a term into the search box on the left side of the screen, or go to Wikipedia's table of contents, it won't help, but it might get you away from here before you catch something.

Karekpedia's community sections include instructions, help sections(Helpful!), policies, guidelines, discussion forums, places to read requests, sections to see problems, and user sections. These are all sections which we use to develop the insanity and to communicate with myself in that mission. Some directories to help you find your way around the community are:  
 * REDACTED - what gets done where?!
 * BIRDS TOOK THIS TOO - Karekpedia's hub of activity. It includes desires, mental stability, mental awareness, and all cognitive functions.  This is where to find out where your help is needed most but, since it seems to be missing I'm probably out of luck.

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 * The Five Pillars of Mike Spivey
 * Policies and guidelines of Traffic Contract ABR! / Overview
 * Flavio and Marita's List of policies
 * List of Wascally Wabbits

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<div style="clear: both; position: relative; border: solid #B0BFD5; border-width: 1px 1px 0; background: #A1C2CF; color: white; padding: .1em;text-align: center;margin-bottom: 0px;"> <span class="plainlinks" style="position: absolute;top: 1px;right: 1px;margin-bottom:.1em;font-size:80%; color: white">[ edit ] <h2 style="font-size:100%; font-weight:bold; border: none; margin: 0; padding:0; padding-bottom:.1em; color:white;">If you need help... <div style="display:block; border: 1px solid #B0BFD5; border-top-width: 1px; vertical-align: top;background: white; color: black; text-align: left; margin: 0 0 10px; padding: 1em;padding-top: .3em;"> If you've made a mistake and wish to undo it, revert it. Here's how: Bash your head on the keyboard while on the page you made the mistake on. Then click on the second entry in the history list that appears on your screen. Once there, scream really loud. Then shave your head and run in circles. See more detailed assistance at R'lyeh, Cthulhu loves your soft meaty inquiries, seems they taste like Deep One.

There are two main styles of help on Karekpedia: self-help and paranoia...

Self-help involves reading the help and instruction pages around Wikipedia. Some very informative self-help pages are:


 * Karekpedia:Introduction
 * Karekpedia:A History, dropping of the atomic Q
 * Karekpedia:FAQ
 * Help:And There Can Be None
 * Karekpedia:Tips

''We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! Crazy means we get more cake! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! Your dog is a snowshoer now! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! I like your hair! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! Bring me a hunger for I Baby! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you! We are out to get you!'' <div class="noprint" style="text-align:right; margin:0.3em 0.2em 0.2em 0.3em; padding:0.3em 0.2em 0.2em 0.3em;"> 

<font color=#000000> 2008 Karek, I did not right the above code, It's ripped from various wikipedia things I've seen since my creating an account earlier today, it will probably change and evolve over time but right now it's mostly other peoples work with small alterations by me.