User:Karlbischoff

Karl Wolfgang Bischoff was born in the year of the horny toad june 19 1985 to a three legged mother named Mertha Dangler and father Shitzlinger Bischoff. He was born at a European Circus while his mother was performing a circus act known as the "DISAPERING ARM" when suddenly the act seemed impossible and there popped out a handsome and largely endowed baby boy they named after his fathers friend KARL DONKEYDICHE RICHHABBLE. After Karl was born the family traveled around eurpope while his mother continued to perform in a freak circus his father did random acts of violence and petty crimes to make up for his mothers poor performance that rarely garnered the family any income. The Bischoff's rarely had a roof over there head throughout his childhood and often slept in other peoples beds', while they were in them! In 1993 the Bischoff's finally decided to immagrate to the U.S and try and become upstanding hard working citizens. Bischoff was often made fun of because of his mothers odd third leg and tenancy not to shave her face, and for his father often showing up to his school for show and tell wearing nothing but laderhossen and telling storys about the circus. By the time Bischoff reached high school in 1999 he discovered he had a real talent for