User:Karlint

My specialities are: history, particularly concerning the Balkans. Interests: a wide variety of subjects especially science and history.

Some words of wisdom
"When life gives you lemons... throw them at people who own expensive cars."

- a 1995 Camry owner

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Alien vs Predator 2 is the movie version of that book."

- Jon Lajoie

"We have nothing to fear but fear of tigers."

- tiger attack survivor

"History is written by those who own functional pens."

- a famous pen company

"I played twins in Double Impact."

- Jean-Claude Van Damme

"It's not what your country can do for you but what your country can steal from other countries."

- Jon Lajoie

"Computer programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

- Rich Cook