User:Kashren98/the boobberry

The boobberry, commonly mixed up with the buttberry is an extremely highly poisonous berry. If eaten, breast cancer or other breast diseases may occure (such as: boob inflamation, herpes, and boob size may decrease). If a male organism digests this dangerous berry, he is very likely to grow big breasts (that would be extremely awkward for your girlfriend!). The boob berry is not hard to differentiate from other berries. It looks much like a mushroom but it is silver with neon pink polka dots. If touched, the boob berry will open up and squirt herpe juice which could greatly affect your breast size. If gotten in eyes, flush eyes out thoroughly with Nestle Pure Life water.