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this is my sandbox. if you are not me dont post.
This is something i found while searching just putting it here incase it is deleted. It is very odd:

The Gigantic Killer Kitten
The Gigantic Killer Kitten is a mythological monster that is said to flatualate on unsuspecting victims that walk towards its one of many thousands of infant kittens. There have been only 2 reports of these attacks in the past 10 years, one near the lake of Titicaca and further south near the lake of Poope. Both were fishermen and they have reported to have seen enormous cat eyes estimated at 3 meters in diameter, then follows a horrendous smell in which they said they have passed out. The hunt for The Gigantic Killer Kitten is still continuing by the mythological monster hunter: Ka'll Nerukalahacka. His efforts have been unsuccessful in finding the beast since his first search in 1989. More on this topic soon.

My version, which got autodeleted when i tried to make the article:

The Giant Flying Evil Kitty
The Giant flying evil kitty is a mythological cat that is giant, evil, and flying. It is a myth related to that of The Gigantic Killer Kitten. Varieties of the giant flying evil kitty live in Mongolia, Burkina Faso, Equatorial Guniea, and Cambodia. They live in remote areas and eat alomst anything. They are 8 feet tall and 12 feet long. They have been known to fly at speeds up to 75 MPH in cities carrying off and eating civilians. There have been attempts to capture or kill one, but none were sucessful. They are deadly animals who kill almost all who see them.

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Celtic Rap-Polka (scary)

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