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Heather Gonring

 * 1) Early Life
 * 2) Academic Endeavors
 * 3) Time She fell off her bike



Early Life
Heather Gonring was born on a stormy summer night in the year of the dragon on a pirate ship in the Carribean Sea. Tragically the ship was captured by Belizean pirates who captured her and raised her as their own.

Academic Endeavors
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Time She fell off her bike
As Heather was cruising through the diag on a beautiful sun shining morning, she came upon a slow old geezer who would not get out of her way, so she tried to run him off the road, and instead slightly slipped, and had to put her foot on the ground in order to prevent herself from eating dirt. To this day she will not ride her bike again, but her hatred of old geezers is still as potent as ever.