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Kaung Ne Hlaing - High Chancellor of Rammus and the surrounding lands of Kaungistan
Kaung is a tearm of endearment. Usually used to express extreme wealth or gratitude towards the High Chancellor of Burma. Kaung Ne Hlaing is the wealthiest burmese Sub-Junta in the realm of Rammus. The national animal of Rammus is the turtle. In Kaungistan (The English word for Rammus) turtles are considered sacred. On the 20th of February, all of Kaungistan takes out a pencil, fasts for three days and then proceeds to eat it. The pencil is later excreted through the rectum of the Kaungistanis whole. This day is called "Blessing of the Kung My Lion Elder". The day celebrates all that is holy and sacred in Kaungistan and the realm of Rammus. The holiest of holies is the day of the Burmese-Candy. The day of the Burmese-Candy represents the day which a man comes of age. It is much like a Bar Mitzvah but in the land of Rammus and the surrounding lands of Kaungistan. Kaungistanis must consume the foul substance and keep it in their belly for three days before regurgitating it for pigeons to eat. On the day of the Burmese-Candy multiple ambulances are kept on standby for those less worthy men... Also known as the big pussies. Every year multiple Kaungistanis die of a deadly virus caught from the day of the Burmese-Candy called .... wait for it... The Burm Flu. This is the land of Kaungistan and the doings and happenings in the realm of Rammus.

Many thanks.

Kaung, kaung ne hlainging.