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The Grundyfish - | ˈgrəndē fi sh |

The Grundyfish is a very sexy, rare and curious creature and is very versatile as it is able to breathe both underwater and on land. It uses its rather peculiar look; four breasts, a green d!ck and extremely shiny scales to attract a mate. The Grundyfish also has an anti fail ability which it rarely uses, and is one of the two predators of the pool snake.

Unfortunately due to hunting, habitat loss and Grundy failing, the population of the Grundyfish has rapidly decreased. Only one remains currently located in the Eastern regions of Victoria in Australia and was last seen at a pool party trying to get on top of a poolsnake.

Urban legends

Some people say if you are lucky enough to catch the grundy fish, he is yours for a week and will grant you 3 wishes. Others believe that if you rub his belly he will bring you luck for eternity, so happy hunting! =D

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