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Kevin Emanuel Dube (born July 1st, 1989), is an American Youth located in Southern Maine, but has been known to speed walk to such states as Florida. He is best known for being the mysterious drummer for The Anti-American Band x Burning Flag x

Birth and Early Life
Kevin Dube claims he was born in the middle of a thunderstorm by the will of the Gods. "I was shot down from the sky like a giant hail stone, my landing shattered the ground. Then the Earth people Joe, and Theresa picked me up and provided me with sustenance "

Not much is known about Kevin Dube's childhood, but it is known he was given the nickname "The Boxer of Snow Street" after a confrontation with the "Snow Street 7" where he boxed them all to settle a sandbox dispute. This event would become a precursor to his career of resisting Fascist Governments.

2003-2007 "The High School Years"
Kevin went to High School During this time.

Project: Alliance
'' Kevin Dube started Project: Alliance in the summer of 2007. He would spend the next two years meeting with underground rebel leaders trying to unite them under one banner

Meetings were reported to go very well, Kevin is reported to be a very influential and charasmatic speaker, but it is reported that the meetings would abruplty stop when it is reported that Kevin would go into a reportedly "insane" speach of how he reportedly was told by his father, who is reportedly the God "Frug", that he is to reportedly one day turn into a giant boulder and then reportedly "Roll over the non-believers and skeet smaller boulders at people till they all recognize.." there is no finish to this quote since reportedly everyone at the meeting and reportedly the people who reported this information all left. It was reportedly too "Intense" for them

Present


Kevin Dube now spend's his day's hiding from the Sun and the World in his "Beat Bunker" Only a select few have been invited into his Bunker, and a select few of that select few have accepted that invitation. Of those select few of the select few, a select few have had that cognitive capacity to describe the "Beat Bunker" after spending time in it.

That select few of the select few of the select few have described as "Like pulling your first wheelie on your tricycle"

As of December 29th, 2009. It is reportedly reported that written on the walls of the "Beat Bunker" are the words..

"Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey" "Project: Monkey"

Project: Monkey


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