User:Keith&lex

Keith and Lexie are never ending pals on a quest "to improve the grammar of every person living."

Known facts about Lexie: She hops when she's excited and/or drunk. She enjoys "first-out*." And, commonly falls asleep in Applebee's bathroom stalls. She has exceptional skill in the art of smuggling crackers as well as walnuts back to the host stand**.

Known facts about Keith: Is known for his permiscuity, and on a scale, is slightly above the formerly talked about Lexie. A religious devotee to U2, and its singer (as well as noted activist) Bono. Is the "To-Go Specialist," because the managers hate him/us (due to lack of work ethic). Tries to lead a 'minimalist' lifestyle and wants to invest in a typewriter to become a great author (for influences see: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Hemingway).

Although, this article, and the one of T.J. Palmer, may seem at best immature and at worst shoddy, both Lexie and Keith (purposeful inversion of named order) respect Wikipedia and it's attempt for perfection through continual updating and correction.

* "First-out" refers to in which order a host is cut from Applebee's. ** The host stand is the area in which the hosts operate (and are often required to stay).