User:Keithamus Maximus

Hello, I am Mr. Keith.

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there, with my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "HELL o! My Name is BINGO!  I like to climb on things.  EEK EEK!" ...I got an F.

When I told my mom about it, she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey!"

The End.