User:Kellza99

riddles and questions
by kellen and ben

Prepared to think like you have never thought before! 1: If a race was on with ten runners competing including you. You come after 1st first place after 2nd place before 5th place after 3rd place and before 7th place which place id you come? Alright u nincompoop if you got that wrong then good luck on the next one :S

2: A man lives in the 10th floor of a flat and goes in the lift to his work. When he gets home he gets in the lift and goes to the fifth floor and walks the rest of the way. Why? You plonker it’s easy if you think about it!!!

3: Say this really fast! Betty brought some butter but the butter betty brought was bitter so betty brought some bitty butter better than the bitter butter than, the butter betty brought before!  ! 

4: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? It’s getting harder now but if you use4 logic it’s easy to get it right ;)

5: What goes around the world but stays in a corner? Very easy but challenging for u think you’re so good but you’re not!!!!!!

6: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I? The lightest thing in the world but the hardest to hold!

7: A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible? One more and then you can chuck you pc out of the window because you are so stupid you got them all wrong!

8: An electric train is traveling at 80mph north, what direction is the speed traveling? All right it’s all over check your answer then go sulk in your room because your are so unintelligent. Answers: 1: 4th place 2: Because he is a dwarf and can’t reach the tenth floor button 3:-        4: Suicide 5: A stamp 6: Breath 7: Friday is a horse 8: Electric trains don’t have smoke! Thanks for doing our quiz ;P Another day you might see some more of Kellen and Ben’s stuff if we can be bothered to do any more.  Now see you around kido!