User:Kelsey Maeder

Born April 3rd 1991, she is the last known living descendant of King Arthur and therefore heir to the known universe. Her Mighty war cry of PI-KU serves to shatter the hearts of men in the battlefield. There she rides her mighty war dragon Vlandar Von Pookie III with the might of 1000 men (or 10,000 monkey man mutants). Not only does Kelsy have the beauty and grace of a mighty queen, but the stealth and awesomeness of a ninja. When Kelsey was a young girl she was exposed to the virus known as neuro-ninjanoma. The virus had only effected potatoes and orange vegetables previously making Kelsy the first recorded human case of neuro-ninjanoma. The virus gave Kelsey underlying ninja skills that she has only recently begun to hone on her personal stimulator 2, her own invention. Her recent acquisition of the fabled blade of her long dead ancestor, the mighty excalibur, has only proved to increase her power tenfold. She also has an unexplainable power of resurrecting dead squirrels and training them to become jedi.

Royal Cabinet
Kelsey's troop of loyal companions that would follow into the most useless and unfounded of wars.

Dreedra Latham -  Secretary of Sexiness

Mikey Faser    -  Duke of Jumping Motorcycles Over Helicopters

Austen Dahl    -  President of Pornography

Chris Henzie   -  Governor of Mysterious Smells

Thomas Schleup -  Ambassador of Cheeze Whiz (also Resident Expert on Neuro-ninjanoma)

Jake Hopper    -  Vice President of Pornography

Meghan Miller  -  Senator of Awesomeville province of Gratuitasia

Phyllisia Kimbrouhg - Vegan Ninja Jedi Princess

Malcolm Ashton -  Minister of Mammogram Sales

Ashley Mangum -  Secretary of the AP English Sucks Guild

FAVORITE COLORS!!!
purple and green