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[KENNEDY LESIEW]

Light moment in heavy Kenyan politics.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Kindergarten teacher - to get to the other side

Matiba Ken - Let the people decide. no short cut....

Sam Kivuitu - am not sure if the chicken crossed the road. The chicken keeper has disappeared with form 16A. Don't ask me again. You can shoot me if you want...I will burn with the chicken!!!

[Martha Karua] - this is a legal matter that must be taken to the High court of the animal farm where the eagle is the judge. That's the tradition.

Orengo James - its vital we first establish if the chicken crossed alone or was it accompanied with anyone, whom we've overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing

[Mutula Kilonzo] - it depends upon your frame of reference to see if indeed the chicken crossed the road or moved beneath it. You should read all relevant chapters and not just conclude after reading only one chapter

[Peter Any'ang Nyong'o] - it was looking for equity and social justice

Mutua Alfred - the chicken never crossed the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have chicken.

Karoosy (Lucy) - Mimi kama Rais.... najua jibu

Kiraithe (Police spokesman) - The scene must have been video edited to show the chicken crossing the road yet it was standing

[Ruto] - Haki yetu!!

[Kalonzo Musyoka] - it was expecting a miracle across the road

[Mzee Moi] - Kuku gitu kani? Siasa mbaya,maisha mbaya

[RAILA AMOLO] - had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road? Crossing the road is a two- horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!! Besides no one can stop the River Nile .....But if we cross the road as we did on 27th December, then we can invite the chicken back to the original side of the road. Raila na mpira.......gooooooaaal!!!!

[EMILIO MWAI] [- Kuku ilivuka palepale,ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine.......na hatuwezi kataa, tutakataa namna gani? Hakunaaaa!!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku kama watoto wa shule, na hata watoto hawana akili kama hiyo yaooo.......ni wapumbavu......mavi ya kuku!!!