User:Kep3401/Velocitation theory

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Sir Issac Newton was wrong about his theory of gravity.

The world can be better understood by using the model provided by Velocitation theory.

Velocitation theory holds that it is not gravity that holds things to the ground, but rather slowness. Faster things tend to rise higher while slow things tend to sink to the lowest possible level.

Clearly, this must be true.