User:Kertzman/sandbox

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WhAT HORROR MOVIES ARE

An american werewolf in london (A.K.A.)- An american Kangawolf in london PLOT: Drunk man and smoker David Wenchilbysees is an American soldier who clearly thinks in his mind "Born to kill" from Stanley Kubrick's "FULL METAL JACKET". He is in the 21st century london, and got bit by a KangaWolf which had killed his friend, Fatso Macodonaldson. Over the time in london, David falls for the ugly Dracoisse Mallow who clearly thinks she is a vampire. David lives with her in her apartment and then, starts remembering the attack. The Kangawolf was killed by Dirty harry with a ARVN, and that the authorities interviewed him about the kardashian wedding. In anger, he turns into the beast and goes on a violent london killing spree. He thinks he kills, but only hands out free eclairs. The word goes out and he is considered a eclair seller which are allegal in London at that time. The next day, he starts on a baguette hunt in paris, and then mostly farts on yo face!!!