User:Kerysazagsfan/sandbox

TED

The definition of TED includes, but is not limited to:

"the Sexiest Man EVER, PERFECTION, loving, AMAZING, kind, INCREDIBLE, attentive, WONDERFUL, generous, UNBELIEVABLE, great sense of humor, ASTONISHING, smoking hot, REMARKABLE, smart, fun, PERFECTION, heaven-sent, talented, FANTASTIC, affectionate, TREMENDOUS, knight in shining armor, MIRACULOUS, sex god, PHENOMENAL, athletic, PERFECT, sweet, MIND-BLOWING, etc, etc. '''TED is PERFECTION in EVERY way possible!

Kery L♥♥♥VES TED!!'''

the above is billed as a trademark of EXTRAORDINARY qualities of Ted Schierman & any comparisons just would NEVER measure up.

Ted is PERFECTION!

I L♥♥♥VE Y♥♥U, TED!!