User:Kettle Foot

Chris Dunning was considered one of the most feared priates in the dutch east indies. He once stoll 300 pounds sterling for dutchess Sarah James who was renouned for her rather large husband and his many dogs. Chris Dunning know to his ship mates as "Kettle Foot Chris" he came about this name as it was rumored that is great auntie was a kettle and the famous "Kettle Gene" had been passed down through the family line.

Him and his crew where mostly known for the many wealthy women they took hostage after the hit the shore some of these women where said to have loved the freedom living with priates gave them, but also many killed them selves from the greif of the many times they had been raped by the crew. It was also said the many of these women fell in love with the crew and Kettle Foot himself as they where rumored to be the most hadsome looking crew in all the Dutch East Indies

The crew of Kettle Foots ship was made up of the best priates in all the land. He had joey mcrawwr as his second in command who was a wizard with a pistol and once shot in the eye from 100 yards and won a bet against the crew. Even so most of the crew and Kettle Foot himself thought Joey Mcrawwr was mad but it turned out he just smoked to much opium. Then there was the 2 brothers Crazy George and Faceless Jake, Crazy George is said by Historical Experts that he was obbsesed with the raping of women, this shows in jail records that he was locked up over 14 times on charges for rape but every time he was locked up Kettle Foots Crew managed to "make agreements" with the judge to let him of after a short time, crazy george was the sexiest pirate ever, blates. Faceless Jake got his name from a mauling he had gotten from a viscious dog as a young boy, this left auful scars all over his face but wasn't actually faceless. edit: Kettle Foot Chris was said to be a rather interlectual man(oh the irony - you can't spell chris) we can see this as he kept a constant diary and this is where we get most of the eveidence of what him and his crew did. In his diary's he writes of how he misses his home back on land and how he became a priate after being what he claims "falsly accused of commiting murder" and ran to the seas where he came to be part of a crew of priates and eventually managed to take over the ship all by himself and then apointed many new crews men. Also he writes about him and his second in command smoking opium long into the nite while disscuccing the ships women and their fine siluetes. Though he was seen as clever for the age he lived in he was also a rather temprimental man and shot many crews men and litrally threw men over board.

it was said that he was killed by his own crew after they pissed him of and he shot all of the ships women. It has been told that they tied him over a port hole and fired a cannon stright through his back and he died instantly. A strange way to die for one of the greatest men of the sea...yay