User:Kevin Sadler

Born 23Feb1986 is the adopted son of Rodney Sadler and Jeanette Watkins. Is a FMF Combat Corpsman in the United States Navy and is currently getting deployed to Afghanistan for a year to slay bodies and chew bubble gum, but ran out of bubble gum on the plane ride there. During his first deployment he liberated the Jews from the Egyptians and conceded the credit to his younger brother Moses. On his second deployment to the Pacific, LtGen "Chesty" Puller did "one for the 'Kev' and always before the Corps." During operation Neptune, he pulled the trigger that killed Osama bin laden and still made it to the mandatory 15 minutes prior to his son's soccer game. He once gave an alligator an "Indian" arm burn. He trains mongooses on the weekend to do muscle ups and thrusters. Greatest Navy Sailor ever to grace MARSOC!!