User:KevionBevion/sandbox

The War of my dumbass dog and those weird frog things in my backyard
In my backyard in Virginia Oct 18 2020 at Approximately 1:45, Those damn frogs started hoppin around in the grass. My dumbass dog decided to do battle with those weird green fetuses. The Mucus green slimeballs retreated to my pond after their first encounter to regroup behind cover. I had to get my dumbass dog back in my fuking house after that shitfest. In the first battle of the Pond the frogs amounted in 4 green ones and a weird brownish one. After the battle, The frogs lost one of their animal forms of the feeling of disgust. At Approximately 4:50 The Army of Frog rallied 7 more frogs to the cause. 6 green disappointments and one 37 year old male in a frog costume joined in. "I let out my dumbass fucking dog out again at around 5:00 to the horror of seeing Multiple Frogs and a Adult Male charging at my dog from the pond," said by my dumbass. Two of those green  rode up on a whole ass fucking turtle like a god damn chariot. After a hard fought battle of my stupid ass dog running me back inside I was physically and sexually assaulted by The Army of Frog. In the aftermath my dog refuses to go on the left side on the lawn and is scared to go outside in general. I'm 99% sure the man was a pedophile, but that doesn't matter now because he got arrested. And now I have PTSD from the experience and have to go therapy 2 times a week and my therapist recently got a therapist for himself after learning about this fuckfest.

-Written by Kevin A, Bermingham