User:Kevon kevono/Started From the Bottom



Created by Moabdave; With thanks to John Carter; With violated edit by this user

Welcome to Kevon kevono's user page, created late March 2016 and has been here since the creating of my user.
 * No, I'm not a Kevon kevono.
 * 哦是的爸爸

Bio

 * My squad: Me, myself, and I
 * Location: Next to my neighbor's house (Where does my neighbor live? Next to mine.)
 * Note: You can figure out where I live by how I sign my posts.


 * Age: Older than someone in the world and younger than someone else
 * Gender: Male, female, transgender, and/or polygender
 * Hobbies: Stuff, things, objects

Fun Facts

 * Today is two days after two days before today
 * Green tea is green tea even though if green tea is green tea, but green tea would still be green tea if green tea wasn't green tea, so if green tea was or wasn't green tea, green tea would always be green tea if green tea is green tea.
 * If Donald Trump won the 2016 election, Donald Trump would have just won the 2016 election if he wins the 2016 election.
 * The answer to an answer is an answer to an answer that'll be an answer to an answer.

Jokes
User talk: GoesHome (Not a user of mine)

Q: A person goes outside when its raining and he doesn't have an umbrella or something to protect him from getting wet. Why isn't his hair wet?

A: He's bald.

Q: How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb at a rich private school?

A: None. They're all solar-powered LED lights.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Screw doctor

Screw Doctor Who

Same

Punch line: You're so good at cooking, even the fire alarm cheers you on!

You bake a pizza at 350ºF. You slice it into fourths and bake each at 87.5ºF, which is 350 divided by 4.

Essays I've Written

 * The 7 Wonders of California Highways

Strange Passions

 * Joe Colla Interchange, the only webpage I made.
 * California Roads and Highways www.cahighways.org/
 * James Patterson detective novels
 * Extremely hard piano pieces
 * Grilled tomatoes

Fav Quotes

 * I like it when things catch fire and explode. -Randall Monroe, former NASA scientist and author of What if?
 * Frankly, I don't give a shit. -Casablanca, 1940s film
 * Allahu akbar -Muslim translation of "Allah is great"
 * Oh, yes daddy -Vine
 * Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the filthy Bandersnatch! -Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky
 * Not my daughter, you bitch! -Molly Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

I Come From Afar
My name is Jafar

I come from afar

I live in a bazaar

I like to drink at a bar

I flew a plane into Mars

I like to play the guitar

I see a turban from afar

I store my turban in a jar

I threw the cross into some tar

I have a friend named Omar

There's a bomb in my car

Allahu Akbar

Me @ 7-11
My name is Kevin

I went to 7-11

At 11

When I was 11

At 9-11

When I was 11

At 11

At 7-11

With Evan

At 7-11

At 11

When I was 11

At 9-11

Former Users

 * The WikiMaster 9001 2014-5 (forgot password)

WikiStatus
I'm a extended confirmed user, a user who's at least 30 days old (not the person (I'll like to be 30 days old and with the same status on Wikipedia)) and edited at least 500 times. Basically, I have no life. Most people in this world edit Wikipedia at a staggering zero times because they do not exactly useful (porn and slither.io at the top of the charts (dude same)) but more what the US society calls normal things. Currently, I've edited Wikipedia around 1000 times, and here are my useless service awards. I probably can't get a job at McDonald as a backup janitor with this.

Basically, the first image recognizes me as an Novice Editor, giving me a ribbon and warmth of a jpg image. The second image is a symbol of a Level 4 Novice Editor, a user who has edited 800+ times and is at least 2 months and 15 days old.

WikiProjects

 * Interstate 80 in California currently upgrading to B-Class
 * List of compositions by Frédéric Chopin by opus number See sandbox to look @ project
 * California State Route 82
 * California State Route 84
 * California State Route 85
 * California State Route 87

Former WikiProjects

 * Joe Colla Interchange Finished at the beginning of April 2016
 * List of Interstate Highways in California and List of U.S. Routes in California Finished at the end of April 2016

Pages I've Created

 * Joe Colla Interchange
 * List of Interstate Highways in California
 * List of U.S. Routes in California
 * Monterey Road (California)

Upgrades/Promotions

 * (April 2016)
 * (May 2016)
 * (June 2016)

DYKs

 * (May 2016)
 * (June 2016)
 * (June 2016)
 * (August 2016)

This user also edits random articles constantly.