User:Kewl Kid69 420/sandbox

zak old is super duper kewl don't mess with him he is very intimidating with his epic kewlness if you ask him very nicely he will probably be your friend

Also goes by the aliases Mc Shit Skid, Headie 3, Drilla Z, Kazoo King, King of Kazoos, Epic Bossman, Žækårøß, and his Minecraft name 'Steve' if you hear any of these on the streets, run like your life depends on it because you may melt in the aurora of his kewlness

Also currently beefing M Skeng (Marcus Skelts) - he'll soon clean up that mess, don't you worry sunshine

Would rate 69/10 as a human being - absolute pinnacle of kewlness

Also did a 53 second piss - keeeewwwwwllll