User:Kgedman

Kris Gedman, is for all intensive purposes the center of the universe (according to the author). In some (one person's) opinion he is considered the most intelligent and thought provoking mind of his time or any previous time in documented history. He is the father of the internet, as well as most modern technology we use today. In the dictionary, the word "invention", reads - n. a thought, concept or object that was conceptualized or materialized by a 3rd party, after Kris Gedman thought of it". Kris has been adopted as a godlike symbol in many third world cultures, and is often refered to as "The Sun" in more advanced cultures, due to his ability to maintain enough influence over the universe to keep all known masses revolving around him. Kris is also known as "Sietchke" or "Son of the Sun", according to a language Kris claims can only be understood in the future. Kris is also a proponent of cycnicism, especially when it comes to what you read on the web.