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Early Life
Dr Jaap Velthuis is firstly a physics researcher at Bristol University. However, more importantly, he is the ultra chad. Some say Jaap eats glass for breakfast. He was born from the fire of a thousand burning suns and even his own mother couldn't look him in the eye without becoming temporarily blinded by his sheer amount of alpha. He had to leave home at only 3 years old as his parents were not wealthy enough to feed him the thousands of pounds of battery acid that he required to become the alpha male he was always meant to be. After leaving home he walked through forests for months, surviving by drinking his own urine and crushing the skulls of bears with his fingers before consuming their claws. No meat for such an alpha. Any normal human would have fallen apart, broken by the extreme weather, the lack of warmth and human contact permanently damaging them, making them unable to bear the weight of society. Not Jaap. Jaap both literally and figuratively, fisted the laws of nature, and he survived. He would never give up.