User:Kickme~enwiki

I was born in a log cabin in the backwoods of North Carolina. My mom was a stay at home father and my dad a house wife. I have two fathers and eight mothers. At the age of 10 I discovered I had workable fingers and after that I started towards my lifelong dream of moblizing Angola's military force to conquer Spain. I am currently a single man looking for a couple other single....creatures.