User:KiefKief

Woahh, aha... didn't see you there.
'''Part human, part Appletizer - most likely found editing video game and science fiction literature articles. Will respond most positively to offerings of pesto and/or cumin sandwiches. If you can squeeze some cheese and salad cream in there too, you're definitely onto a winner.'''


 * Kiefer is a proud member of the Copy Editors Guild - keeping Wikipedia sounding exquisite.
 * Kiefer is a proud member of the Bethesda Task Force - bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts.
 * Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Tool - vicariously, I edit while the whole world dies.
 * Kiefer is a proud member of the Internet Culture Project - beause all your edits are belong to us.
 * Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Economics - editing with an invisible hand.
 * Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject SF - all those... edits... will be lost... like tears, in rain.





Who, me?
What makes you tick, Kiefer? A question with eyes set on a wide horizon, for sure. Could I give a complete, comprehensive reply outlining the majority of the information that sparks through my head on a day to day basis? I could give it a go. Could I sum the answer up in a few descriptive words or phrases for time saving purposes? I could certainly attempt it. Could I give a brief summary in the form of said words and phrases, followed by a more in-depth look for those readers who do not know the IRL meaning of TL:DR, let alone the IRL meaning of IRL? Now that's more like it.

The Short Version

 * I am a great fan of food. In particular, it's life-preserving properties. Secondary to that, I enjoy the way it feels good in my mouth and throat and I will continue to consume it until that feeling dissipates - often this can be a rather prolonged process.
 * I love playing video games. Favourites include Nox, The Darkness, Fallout 3 and Theme Hospital.
 * I am a powerful advocate of body and sex positivity, including the Health at Every Size movement, the Fat Acceptance Movement and the Sex Positive movement.
 * I'm 20 years old - have been for about 20 years now - and I am a believer in the advantages and pursuit of H+. I've also suffered from severe depression for about 4 years now.
 * I am studying PPE at the University of Essex, however I have not an inkling of what I want to do with my life as yet.
 * I love sarcasm, deadpan and black humour. I'm also a bit of a stickler for spelling and grammar, as proved by the way I altered that 'black humor' link to include a much needed u. No offence to all you 'Muricans out there. I love your shows. Every single one of them.
 * I suppose I'd be classed as an antitheist. I'm not keen, that's for sure. It's all a bit too cooky for me.
 * I have a feeling I come across as somewhat pretentious. I'm not. Please believe me. Love me. LOVE ME.

Steam id = kiefff

Xbox Live gamertag = ChickenKiefer

Fetlife username = KieferKiefer

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KiefKief (user) (talk) 14:50, 21 June 2013 (UTC)