User:Kill3rangel

--Kill3rangel (talk) 18:43, 18 July 2010 (UTC)--Kill3rangel (talk) 18:43, 18 July 2010 (UTC)==== Dwayne 'Skittles' Johnson ====

Dwayne Johnson  is a well known actor known by many people known to man.He lived in a huge palace in north-eastern africa in his early years of age.His entire family was rich and he had an uncle who was an assassin,one of the world's 1st african centenarian assassins.His uncle died.Dwayne was very sad so he decided to run away from home.While wandering aimlessly in the jungles of Africa ,He stumbled upon something oddly familiar that seemingly looked similar to a spaceship A SPACESHIP and out of that spaceship came a genetically enhanced SPARTAN-II commando of the UNSC Naval Special Warfare Command.The spaceship had a reddish dust on it which further analysis concluded was dust from mars.Dwayne was astonished by this,he immediately hid himself out of the commando or chief's sight .When the chief left,Dwayne decided to go into and 'take a look' at this marvelous seemingly spaceship.The technology was so unfamiliar to him that he  thought it was 'alien technology.'

THE DISCOVERY
Inside of the ship there was a lot of BUNGIE jumping equipment and materials made of SOFT ,MICROSCOPIC fibers.Dwayne thought that he could maybe bring back his uncle to life with some of the advanced equipment in the ship,so he decided to try.While he was trying to operate the various machines,he heard a loud stirring noise.He went to check out the source of the noise an found that he had turned on some kind of transparent glass tube with leaves inside,brown leaves,as if it were autumn leaves.Then suddenly 2 pillars with a metal coating came down beside him from the roof.The metal coating was then removed by the machine operating everything,then the pillars were transparent and contained autumn leaves as well.Autumn leaves were now blowing around wildly in 3 pillars.The sound these pillars made scared him,so he ran and ran and stumbled upon a big red button,he thought this would make it stop so he pressed it.To his surprise,the noise stopped.Suddenly another noise but he wqas not scared by this one.It stopped after ten seconds.He looked around and found that another different machine had exerted a substance that can be described as squishy. Dwayne decided to put some of this substance in his mouth to taste it,it tasted sweet.He thought to himself "maybe i can invent a new kind of candy." He pressed the big red button several times until there was a load of the substance,he then took them and rolled them into little balls and but them in a bag.He was transporting the bag out of the ship when a little brown annoying creatures attacked him in a swarm.The bag fell to the floor of the ship and rolled into a hole.He exclaimed,"NOOOO!!!!" and got very angry.He picked up a nearby gun and Shot all the creatures.He then heard the noise from the pillars again.He rushed over to the pillars and say that it was they making the noise,but inside the pillars weren't autumn leaves,inside the pillars were his candy and the red dust.he did not know what to do,so he took a what he thought was a rock but was a very small meteor and he tried to hit open the glass pillar.He used all his strength but could not break the pillars.He figured that maybe if he shot it with the gun it may break,so he put the meteor in his pocket and went back for the gun.As he was on his way back for the gun,there was a huge explosion sound coming from outside the ship and the ship shook violently.There was another sudden violent shake and the ship's alarm system was turned on.Throughout the whole ship was flashing red lights.Dwayne knew that this was not a good sign so he quickly decided to flee the ship.His exit was covered by smoke,the ship was on fire.He activated the switch required to open the door,took one step back,and made a leap through the smoke and landed out side the ship flat on his face.He then ran away and thought that he would return later when the fire was gone.Later that day he found the fire brigade setting out what they said was a bush fire,he told them of the story of why there was a bush fire and they laughed at him and asked him to prove it.He then showed them the rock in his pocket and evryone laughed and from that day he was called DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON

The firemen knew what he was saying was true and they found the candy,but they kept it a secret and sold it off to a foreign government ,not knowing that it was martian enhanced candy.The government that bought the candy discovered martian traces in it.They didnt want anyone to know that the candy was from mars because they knew it was an open source so they kept it a secret.They then covered it up by making the mars company and changin their surnames to mars,they all then left the government started the mars company.Their they had a subdivision called masterfoods that created the candy,and they named the candy after the little boy who found it....Dwayne (Skittles)'THE ROCK' Johnson