User:Kimatron

Kimatron Zyborg (born 3rd August 1987) is the alter ego of the world famous and most utterly popular Kim Hanlon of the big city of flashing lights New Ross city. It is rumored that she never experienced adolescence, and simply went from being a child to an adult. Her boobs broke the sound barrier when they popped out at such speed due to this. She came about through the jagerbomb induced imagination and bullshit of 2 sisters Victoria and Emma Thomas. She's some ride. Legend tells it she once beat the devil in a game of Snap, winning herself eternal youthfulness and forever unbeatable rideness. Boys want to be her, and girls want to be in her.

Scientists do not know what exactly her purpose is, investigations are still underway and are funded by an unnamed private source. Internet people have said that this is is conducted in area 53b. Kimatron is a registered trademark of the Magnum condom corporation.

Quotes by Kim
"The meaning of life is to see as many semi or fully naked women as possible."

"Knuckle deep[anywhere] is the only way to go"

Quotes about Kim
"God, she must smell like mango-flavored peaches” ~ Men on Kim's flawless personal hygene