User:KingAviationKid/sandbox/ai story

The splendor before your eyes left you breathless, the vaulted ceiling painted with scenes from an ancient tale; tapestries that stretched across three walls depicting tales of heroes long dead.

However, as fate would have it, you were thoroughly distracted by the flurry of magic explosions obliterating your vision every time a magic spell hit its target: the dragon. After all, you were a mere human in the company of two magical beings, your companion Galena, a witch, and a fearsome crystal dragon. Your presence here was not only an honor but also a grave danger.

"You know what to do, right?!" Galena shouted at you as she threw another fireball at the dragon's head.

You have been tasked with assisting Galena on this quest to save the world from the evil of a dragon. But how could you possibly help? Even if you had any magical abilities, you wouldn't be able to survive against a powerful crystal dragon.

A blast of fire roared through the air, obscuring your view of the battle. After a few seconds, the smoke cleared to reveal Galena standing victorious over the fallen crystal dragon.

"Well done," Galena said with a smile. "Now go back inside and lock the door behind you."

You look at Galena who nods her head towards the exit. You nod back and take off running towards the open doors of the tower.

Suddenly an aircraft carrier appeared over Galena and crushed her while she was gathering the dragon's butt roast. But you don't know what an aircraft carrier is because it traveled in time from 2025. and this is the Middle Ages. So you will call it a "Majestic Metal Beast" to avoid confusion.

You run up the steps and enter the tower. The door slams shut behind you and the room is now dark.

You hear a loud clank and realize that the tower has been locked from the outside.

Then, you see a key stuck in a piece of Galena. You try it, but it doesn't work. Then, you notice a hole in the wall. A crack opens up and reveals a shaft leading down into darkness.

You drop through the opening and fall into an underground network of caves. The light of the torches is dim and flickering, casting shadows everywhere. As you enter, you clang against the keel of the ship. You snap out of it after a confused moment and realize that you were hallucinating. On the plus side, you did get in the ship and now you need to wait for an incoming torrent to wash the ship away. There is no food on board, just a bunch of buttons. One says "Start Engine No. 4". You press it and you see the engine roar to life.

You turn around and see that the water level is rising very quickly.

Then, you see a crystal dragon approaching the ship and you yell "Get the hell out of here!"

The crystal dragon turns to you and chuckles.

You see 24 Mig 29 Fighter jets in the hangar and load one with two missiles and a rocket pod. You hurriedly rush the plane up and take off.

As you climb through the atmosphere, you look at the crystal dragon flying beside you. It looks like a normal dragon except that it is made entirely out of crystals.

"Take me to the crystal dragon," you say.

The crystal dragon says, "I am the Crystal dragon, silly"as it swoops behind you. Then you pull a cheesy cobra maneuver and shoot it with guns and rockets. It limps away as you lock your missiles and fire. The dragon breathed ice onto one missile and it didn't hit the dragon. But the other hit it fair and square and it exploded into a bunch of diamonds and now you are rich! Mission accomplished! As you mourn over Galena a Chinese spy balloon magically appears. What you don't know is that it escaped getting shot down over South America in 2023 by disapearing. Now you know why Galena was so pissed off.

The crystal dragon rises above you. Suddenly, a strange sound echoes throughout the space and the crystal dragon begins to shrink. Before it disappears completely, it says "Bye bye!" But it was a hallucination again because this story is absurd. You never saw the dragon again. You use your special Mig 29 (Wooden planes did exist and had modern avionics cuz steampunk 1436 u know) You shoot the balloon and it pops and since you are like that politician from the 2040s killed woke culture you don't know about you hate the balloon popping. Then since this is fantasy a bunch of gold coins magically appear after the balloon is destroyed and it on top of the dragon crystals it is worth 2 billion 2023 us dollars. You have to find the carrier because you left the engine on while the torrent was pouring in and then you land and set sail and kill more stupid puny dragons on your "Vikramaditya" beast thingy. The End!