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Kevin Carmody (born 02 March 1997) is a current player/fan of Shelbourne F.C. in the 2nd Division of Ireland and current manager for Metropoliatin Police. He is also a former youth player at Barcelona and River Plate. He is arguably the most handsome player to ever grace a football pitch and deserves to be considered one of the greatest footballers of all time. Unfortunately for the entire footballing world, an incredibly serious cock injury in November 2018 ended his football career and it even forced him to stop having sex for a whole week!

Early life
Carmo was born in Dublin within the flats, (Yes, we wonder how he survived in that area too). He attended De La Salle College Secondary School in Churchtown, where he ran the show and was voted "fattest 6th year in his final year" & "The Guy that won't pay his water charges in 2015", something he has never forgotten and brings up at any given moment.

Playing career
He's now a player/manager for the Metro Police. He scored 1 goal in 79 apps.