User:KingPPA

Oswaldo Rodriguez

Childhood: Oswaldo Rodriguez is a Colombian boy who likes to rape other little boys. He went to a charter school with lots of cool people. He failed all of his classes every quarter. Throughout most of his childhood he stared at Nathan's ass trying to get some of that gyatt.

Manhood: A few days ago he found the love of his life. Some curry-loving girl by the name Natalia. He loves her soooooo much, that he want the 😺.

Career: Mr. Rodriguez would go on to be the best soccer player of all time. He would win 15 Ballon Do'ors and win every match he ever played in. His biggest contract would be with Inter Miami for 4 Billion Dollars.

Retirment: Lost all of his limbs while playing against Iran and was forced to retire.

Death: Got aids after being raped by a bunch of big booty Latinas.