User:King John 5

This is a page about The John Fkn Martinez. I was born October 18, 1989 in san Antonio, Texas. Plain and simple, I'm fucking awesome. The things I have been through and lived through make me the way I am. I have the hugest ego that is fueled by the river of vagina that flows to me and spins that huge wooden wheel. I am currently writing my book called, ManBook, which goes over the very aspects of being a man. Such as, going out on dates, our emotions, the female orgasm, and the basic things a guy should know. I am an alcoholic and smoke entirely too much weed.